Vanity Fear

A Pretentious A**hole's Guide to B-Movie Bullsh*t

Beyond Vanity Fear

So I was able to watch The Arena this weekend, but didn't get a chance to write about it. In the meantime I thought I'd throw up three non-movie related links to posts I've recently written for xoJane, a really cool lifestyle website from Jane Pratt, the former publisher of Sassy and Jane magazine. They were all really fun to write and--best of all--I gots paid bitches!

 

1. I Worked Graveyard at a Sex Store

In which I describe a very interesting three month period of my life.

 

2. I'm a Short Guy

In which I describe the life of the not-tall.

 

3. I'm Always the Token Dude

In which I describe how I am frequently the only dude around.