Vanity Fear

A Pretentious A**hole's Guide to B-Movie Bullsh*t

Today's Update Will Delayed Until The Middle of Next Week

Turns out that going to a birthday party and drinking a litre's worth of vodka and Red Bull will have an unintended effect on your schedule. Since I haven't slept in 28 hours and won't be going to bed for at least four more, I'm not going to be able to start or finish tonights update. My apologies to the three of you who give a shit.