Vanity Fear

A Pretentious A**hole's Guide to B-Movie Bullsh*t

I Saw This IN THE THEATER! Part One in a Continuing Series



Brief Explanation

I was 12. Plus I was a major anti-Reagan mini-liberal who despaired the way Russians were always portrayed as villains throughout 80s cinema, and I felt honour bound to support a film that set out to break that mold. Did I mention I was 12? Blame my Uncle Doug--he paid for the tickets.