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Repost: Fumetti Theatre

 

The House of Glib
is
Proud to Present
 
Fumetti Theater
 
Starring
 
Jessica from DragonQuest VIII
 
 
This is the story of a girl named Zadie
 
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She was very beautiful
 
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But also very sad
 
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She was sad
because she thought her life
was without meaning
 
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So she went to her grandfather
 
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And asked
 
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He answered
 
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Zadie thought about this
 
 
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And she decided to ask someone else
 
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So she went East
and found a friendly ear
 
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Zadie thought about this
 
 
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And she decided to ask someone else
 
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So she went West
and found the Smartest Man in the World
 
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Zadie thought about this
 
 
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And she decided to ask someone else
 
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So she went South
and found a wealthy businessman
 
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Zadie thought about this
 
 
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And she decided to ask someone else
 
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So she went North
and found someone very pale
 
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Zadie thought about this
 
 
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And she decided to ask someone else
 
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So she went back home
and ran into a girl
she used to know from school
 
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And
having nothing to lose
she asked the old acquaintance her question
 
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Zadie thought about this
 
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And she applied for a job
at The Boom-Chicka-Chicka-Wa-Wa Lounge
 
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Moral:
Cleavage is destiny